I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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