white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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