I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We are two peas in an std pod
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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