we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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