talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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