I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize