I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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