i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
do herpes really smell.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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