I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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