That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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