I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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