similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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