If i come over, it means nothing
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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