Fuck appropriateness.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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