I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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