Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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