DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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