Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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