I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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