it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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