Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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