arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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