Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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