I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You were trust falling into bushes
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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