Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
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How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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