If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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