im holly from the hills drunk
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
If I die, sorry about rent.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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