We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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