Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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