Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I think I died a long time ago.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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