ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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