I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
handjob tips. give me some.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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