is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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