Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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