im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
send nudes
from the living room?
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