my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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