you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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