After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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