distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Randomize
