she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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