i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
babies were throwing up all over the place
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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