An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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