They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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