You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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