OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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