There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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