My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Who wears a wallet chain?!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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