woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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