No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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