So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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