I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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